Caffeine

I've told several people that I gave up caffeine. This is a lie. If you believed me, you're gullible, and you need to work on that problem. The fact is I have been drinking more coffee then ever. Specially, three thermoses's a day. This consumption keeps me alive, I contend. If I didn't drink coffee in the morning or afternoon, I wouldn't survive my commute from Muncie to Indy. Let's analyze this situation: I am consuming coffee because I have to make a retarded commute to Indianapolis. I have to commute because I was given an assistantship in Indy, even after I was told I would have one inMuncie. Therefore, the department can be blamed for my downfall of caffeine consumption (and lying). The irony in this situation is Carmon and I can't seem to make coffee correctly at work, even though we are experts at home. How ironic that the planning department produced my addiction to coffee, yet I can't replicate this downfall for the department?

Reason 387 on why I hate the planning department: caffeine addiction.